Episode Sneak-Peek

Green Knight: Red Knight, what are you DOING?
Red Knight: What am I doing? I am refusing to negotiate with bullies, that’s what I’M doing!
Green Knight: Ah, geez! We go through this every year! Would it kill you to wear green for just one day?
Red Knight: I’m not sure, and I’m not willing to take that risk!
Green Knight: Oh brother!
Pink Knight: Why not just wear green underwear or something? Nobody has to see it!
Red Knight: Good gracious, Pink Knight! What is that monstrosity on your head?
Pink Knight: Oh, this? This is my leprechaun protection hat!
Green Knight: It’s very tall!
Red Knight: The blinking green lights are a nice touch.
Pink Knight: Yeah, and it’s steel reinforced, too!
Green Knight: You see, Red Knight? It’s not that big a deal! See, look at Purple Knight! He’s not too proud to wear green for a day!
Red Knight: Perhaps he should reevaluate his priorities! That must be the single ugliest robe I’ve ever seen in my life! Why, look, he’s even sewn little leprechauns on it!

This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:

Sir Robert, the Champion of Selune

Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. The song “Bonaparte’s Retreat” was retrieved from the Library of Congress, https://www.loc.gov/item/2016655239.