Pink Knight: Uhm…are you sure this is the place?
Red Knight: Of course! Look, it says “Deathtrap!” right above the door!
Green Knight: It also says “condemned by the county health inspector!”
Red Knight: I’m sure this is all just decoration to make it look spookier than it actually is! Come on, let’s see if they’re ready for us.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Goblin: Oh, hello there! Welcome to the Deathtrap!
Red Knight: Oooooh! Goblins! I love it! Ahem, excuse me, but we have an appointment under the name of Red Knight, Greatest Knight in All the Land?
Goblin: Right this way, Mister Red Knight!
Goblin: And don’t you worry,
Goblin: this is definitely not an elaborate setup to try and do away with you once and for all!
Red Knight: Oh, of course not! WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE! Eh? Eh! Isn’t this exciting? I’m excited!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir George of Texas
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Doorbell and bee noises were downloaded from Freesound.org.