Red Knight: I’m not going to waste my precious time, Green Knight! Everyone knows that giants don’t exist!
Green Knight: What?! Yes they do!
Red Knight: Oh yes? And when was the last time YOU saw a giant, hmmm?
Green Knight: Well, never, but…
Red Knight: Precisely! There hasn’t been a giant spotted in the kingdom of Kingdom for more than 400 years! I looked it up!
Green Knight: That doesn’t mean they don’t exist! All that means is that none live around here!
Red Knight: Look, even if giants DO exist, which they DON’T, wouldn’t you think we’d have more than one report about it? They’re enormous, after all! The smallest of them are supposed to be fifty feet tall!
Green Knight: Huh. I suppose that’s a good point.
Red Knight: Of course it is! So instead of tiring Flopsy out by riding all over the Kingdom on a wild goose chase…
Green Knight: …you’re going to wander around the castle whining about how bored you are?
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Lady Christiana the Visionary
Sir Ryan the Fearless
Sir George of Texas
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon