Green Knight: Oh gosh, what was it THIS time?
Red Knight: Well, have you ever heard of the Envelope of the Sea?
Green Knight: The Envelope of the Sea? No! What’s that?
Red Knight: That is the very question I asked myself when I first heard of it! Records of its existence are vague to say the least. All they said is that it was possibly the most dangerous of King Kyle’s myriad artifacts, and had been hidden away from sight and knowledge for decades, for the good of the Kingdom!
Green Knight: And so you decided…what? To go ahead and find it anyway?
Red Knight: You make it sound like a bad thing!
Green Knight: Well, was it?
Red Knight: Ah. By…certain standards, one might consider my recovery of it to be…ill-advised.
Green Knight: No kidding?
Red Knight: Your sarcasm has been noted, Green Knight!
Green Knight: So you found this envelope thing. So what?
Red Knight: I think perhaps it’s better to just show you. Here!
Green Knight: Huh, it’s literally a paper envelope. So?
Red Knight: Open it gently. And whatever you do, don’t drop it!
Green Knight: Okay.
Green Knight: What in the WHAT?
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
The Forsberg Family, for their continuous support and love of adventure!