Pink Knight: Oh, uh…hey guys! What’s up?
Red Knight: Good gracious, Pink Knight! Are you alright?
Pink Knight: What? Who? Me? Oh! Yeah! No! I’m fine. Everything’s fine! Why do you ask?
Red Knight: Your face is a mess! It looks as though you have been snuggling with a cactus!
CRASH BANG BOOM
Green Knight: Whoah! What’s going on in there?
Pink Knight: In where?
Green Knight: In your apartment! It sounds like someone’s throwing things!
Pink Knight: Nnnnno! No, I don’t think so!
CRASH BANG BOOM
Red Knight: There it was again!
Pink Knight: Oh! That! Ahahaha! Right! That’s…uhm…that’s just my cat. Mister…uhm…Tentacles.
Red Knight: Your cat’s name is Mister Tentacles?
Pink Knight: Yeah, he’s being very…uh…grouchy today!
Green Knight: Wait, but I thought you were allergic to cats!
Pink Knight: Oh! Uhm…yeah! I am!
Red Knight: So let me see if I understand this: your cat, named Mister Tentacles, whom you are allergic to, is taking turns throwing things around your apartment and clawing your face to ribbons?
Pink Knight: Uhm…yes?
Red Knight: Yeaaaaaah, I’m having a hard time with this one.
Green Knight: Me too. What’s going on, Pink Knight?
Pink Knight: Ugh, alright, come on in. You were bound to find out sooner or later…
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Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Horse noises were downloaded from http://www.freesfx.co.uk.