GREEN KNIGHT: Have you ever heard of a Philosopher’s Stone?
CAPTAIN ZORT: No! Sounds dumb.
GREEN KNIGHT:It’s a magical stone that’s supposed to be able to turn any sort of metal into gold!
CAPTAIN ZORT: Whoah, really? That’s the opposite of dumb!
GREEN KNIGHT:Exactly! And I thiiiiiiiink I miiiiiiiight know how to make one!
CAPTAIN ZORT: Cool!
GREEN KNIGHT:It IS cool! But in order to make it, we’ll need a lot of money to get all the ingredients!
CAPTAIN ZORT: How much money are we talking?
GREEN KNIGHT:Lots! And I’ve got a few ideas about where we can get our hands on some quick cash. Hee hee hee!
CAPTAIN ZORT: So let me get this right: you want to go and get a bunch of money, so that you can make some magical rock, so that you can make a bunch of money?
GREEN KNIGHT:Yeah! Is that a problem?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Are you kiddin’ me? That’s the first good idea you’ve ever had! Let’s do it!
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