GREEN KNIGHT: You’d make a great knight!
BOB: What? Bob a knight? You think so?
GREEN KNIGHT: Sure! You’re big and tough, and almost as strong as Pink Knight. And you’re a certified accountant! I bet you’d make a great tax collector.
BOB: Gee, Bob never thought about being a knight! You really think Bob could do it?
GREEN KNIGHT: Absolutely!
BOB: How do you become a knight?
GREEN KNIGHT: There are two ways to do it, actually. The most common way is to go to Knight School. That’s what Red Knight, Pink Knight and I did.
BOB: Oh. Bob not so good at school. Bob’s desk always too small, and human books too tiny for Bob to read.
GREEN KNIGHT: Well, the other way is to become a squire.
BOB: What’s a squire?
GREEN KNIGHT: A squire is kind of like an apprentice. The knight who makes you his squire is in charge of teaching you all about how to be a knight! In return, you help the knight with his chores and adventures.
BOB: Oh! Bob like the sound of that!
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Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. “Cat, Screaming, A.wav” by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of freesound.org. Catapult noise by cetsoundcrew at freesound.org. Additional sound effects were downloaded from freesound.org and zapsplat.com.