CAPTAIN ZORT: What are YOU doing here?
GREEN KNIGHT: What are WE doing here?! What are YOU doing here? Why do you have a hatch in my front yard?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Huh? Hatch? What hatch?
GREEN KNIGHT: THAT hatch! The one you’re in right now!
CAPTAIN ZORT: Oh! That hatch. Uhm…it’s…not a hatch! It’s…uh…a gopher hole!
PINK KNIGHT: A gopher hole?
CAPTAIN ZORT: That’s what I just said! What, is there an echo around here?
GREEN KNIGHT: And this gopher hole has a reinforced steel door?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Hey, these gophers aren’t messin’ around!
RED KNIGHT: And what, pray tell, are you doing in said gopher hole?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Would you believe that I was hunting gophers?
RED KNIGHT: No, I don’t believe I would.
CAPTAIN ZORT: Oh. Well not that, then!
GREEN KNIGHT: Captain Zort, what are you up to?!
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