KING DRAGON: Ahem…Dear Red Knight, I am…oh my gosh…I am SORRY…ugh…for all the times I tried to kidnap, kill, swindle, or immolate you. It was wrong, and I…SIGH…apologize. I hope that you can find it in your big stupid heart to for…forgi…GRRRR…FORGIVE me. Sincerely, King Dragon! THERE! I APOLOGIZED! Are ya HAPPY now?!
RED KNIGHT: Wait, I’m sorry: you’re apologizing to me?!
KING DRAGON: Obviously! I just said it three times! Can’t you hear the sincere regret in my voice! I’m a changed dragon!
RED KNIGHT: What what what?! You’re reforming?
KING DRAGON: Do you got a block of lead between your ears? How many times do I gotta say something before it sinks in?!
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