GREEN KNIGHT: Captain Zort, why are you…you…
PINK KNIGHT: Naked?
GREEN KNIGHT: I mean, that’s not really the right word, but…yeah. Naked.
CAPTAIN ZORT: Do you think I’m HAPPY about this? Huh? Do ya?
RED KNIGHT: My word! Without your fur, you hardly look like a cat at all!
CAPTAIN ZORT: Of course I don’t! Because I’m NOT a cat! How many times do I have to tell you this?!
PINK KNIGHT: But…but where IS your fur?
CAPTAIN ZORT: If I knew that, do you think I’d be hiding up here in the attic?
GREEN KNIGHT: So did you get shaved? Or…have some sort of lab accident?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Of course not! My fur just decided to vaminos for a while. It happens sometimes!
PINK KNIGHT: It does?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Yeah! Don’t you guys have that problem?
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