Green Knight: BWAH?!
Red Knight: HaHA! Surprise attack! Take that! And that! And THAT!
Green Knight: Red Knight?! What are you…ACK! What are you doing?! Knock it off!
Red Knight: HaHA! Do you surrender!
Green Knight: Yes, fine! Just stop throwing snow at me! Jeez, it’s all down the back of my coat!
Red Knight: Another successful ambush by: RED KNIGHT! The greatest snowball thrower in all the land!
Green Knight: It’s just after dawn! How long have you been waiting for me to come out?
Red Knight: Oh, not too long. Perhaps an hour or three.
Green Knight: You’ve been standing around in the freezing cold for hours just so you could ambush me?
Red Knight: Well, you said the other day that I would have to wake up pretty early in the morning to catch you unawares, and I took your words to heart!
Green Knight: Oh brother…
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir George of Texas
Sir Joshua the Valiant
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Horse noises were downloaded from http://www.freesfx.co.uk.