Red Knight: Hurry! We don’t want to miss it!
Pink Knight: Oh my gosh, I am sooooo excited!
Green Knight: You know…I understand why Pink Knight is excited. After all, the Waffle Tower is her favorite restaurant!
Pink Knight: Yeah! And today is the grand reveal of their latest addition: the Kingdom’s first fully-functional maple syrup fountain!
Red Knight: It certainly sounds delicious!
Green Knight: But why are YOU so excited, Red Knight?
Red Knight: Why? Because that syrup fountain was designed by none other than Bjorn Bjornson of the Toyland Mountains, possibly the greatest designer in all the land!
Pink Knight: Ooooh! Is that why your armor is so shiny this morning?
Red Knight: Indeed! Why, I spent hours last night buffing it to a mirror sheen! And look: I’m wearing my very best red cloak!
Green Knight: How much polish did you use on that armor?
Red Knight: Enough to get the job done, Green Knight!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir Logan, Conqueror of Mountains
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Fountain noises were downloaded from http://www.freesfx.co.uk.