Red Knight: This is intolerable! Ever since Rainbow Gray’s return, we have been running all over the Kingdom, doing all sorts of ridiculous things!
Green Knight: They’re not ridiculous! We’re providing a valuable service to those in need!
Red Knight: What have we done the past few days that has been of any value whatsoever?
Pink Knight: Well, we helped with the school crossing guard.
Red Knight: That was hardly what I would call exciting!
Green Knight: And we got to guard the Gnomesburg Interpretive Dance Competition!
Red Knight: Which was about as interesting as watching grass grow!
Green Knight: I thought it was fun!
Red Knight: You also drink fizzy tea!
Green Knight: It’s called kombucha, and it’s delightful!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir George of Texas
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement.