Red Knight: This is intolerable! Ever since Rainbow Gray’s return, we have been running all over the Kingdom, doing all sorts of ridiculous things!
Green Knight: They’re not ridiculous! We’re providing a valuable service to those in need!
Red Knight: What have we done the past few days that has been of any value whatsoever?
Pink Knight: Well, we helped with the school crossing guard.
Red Knight: That was hardly what I would call exciting!
Green Knight: And we got to guard the Gnomesburg Interpretive Dance Competition!
Red Knight: Which was about as interesting as watching grass grow!
Green Knight: I thought it was fun!
Red Knight: You also drink fizzy tea!
Green Knight: It’s called kombucha, and it’s delightful!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir George of Texas
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon