Green Knight: Is there anything else I should know about this crazy mountain before we start climbing it?
Pink Knight: You’ve got nothing to worry about, Green Knight! Tonight is the best night of the year for this hike!
Green Knight: Why is that?
Pink Knight: It’s a full moon! That means that all the wolfeweres will be transformed into people tonight! They’re way nicer when they’re wearing pants.
Green Knight: Well, that’s a relief.
Red Knight: Yes! That means it will be a brisk jaunt up the mountainside! Nothing to worry about but razor sharp rocks, bottomless pits, surprise landslides, and the occasional yeti!
Pink Knight: What? There aren’t any yetis this far south!
Red Knight: Oh, well, scratch that last one then.
Green Knight: Wait, does this mean we’re going to be hiking in the dark? Isn’t that dangerous?
Pink Knight: Sure! But it’s less dangerous than being chased around by a bunch of giant, man-eating wolves!
Green Knight: Oooh, I’m feeling nauseous…
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir Robert, the Champion of Selune
Sir Logan, Conqueror of Mountains
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Wolf noises and rope sound effects were downloaded from Freesound.org.