RED KNIGHT: Why ask me? Why not ask someone else?
KING DRAGON: Who am I gonna ask? The goblins? Those turkeys are dumber than a bag of rocks! All they know about is stealin’ and eatin’, and eatin’ most of the stuff they steal!
RED KNIGHT: Hm. Good point.
KING DRAGON: Much as I hate to admit it, you’re the only friend I’ve got!
RED KNIGHT: We are NOT friends!
KING DRAGON: Sure we are! We hang out all the time, don’t we?
RED KNIGHT: That’s because YOU are a dastardly villain that is always up to mischief, and I am the Greatest Knight in All the Land!
KING DRAGON: Y’see? We’re practically BEST friends!
RED KNIGHT: Oh brother!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights: