GREEN KNIGHT: He says that someone stole his secret grass growing potion!
PINK KNIGHT: A secret grass growing potion?
GREEN KNIGHT: He says that he was going to give an exhibition this afternoon. Apparently, it’s a spray that you can use to grow grass on ANY surface! He says that he’s going to use it to grow grass carpets indoors!
PINK KNIGHT: WHAT?! Grass carpeting?! That’s an AWESOME idea! It’s a total game changer!
GREEN KNIGHT: Yeah! But he says that someone stole the potion from out of his tent!
RED KNIGHT: Good gracious, that’s terrible! Never fear, professor! We will find the culprit and deliver him to justice! The Greatest Detective in All the Land is on the case!
GREEN KNIGHT: The what?
PINK KNIGHT: Who’s that?
RED KNIGHT: Me, obviously!
PINK KNIGHT: Whaaaaaaat? You’re not a great detective!
RED KNIGHT: Of course I am!
GREEN KNIGHT: Remember that time you tore your house apart looking for your keys, and it turns out you were holding them the entire time?
RED KNIGHT: That was a test to see if YOU were paying attention, Green Knight! A test which you failed, I might add!
GREEN KNIGHT: Oh brother!
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