Episode Sneak-Peek

RED KNIGHT: Good gracious, I wonder who that could be?
RED KNIGHT: Someone left a package on the doorstep! I wonder what it could be? I say, they certainly went to a great deal of trouble to wrap it nicely.
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RED KNIGHT: GASP! My word! What a magnificent helmet! Bright and shiny red, with what appears to be the most magnificent plume I have ever seen! And what’s this? A note! Let’s see what it says.

Ahem: Dear Red Knight, I’m sorry I missed your dumb birthday this year, here’s a present to say I’m sorry, hold on, don’t say I’m sorry, I’m NOT sorry, wait, what are you doing, stop writing you dumb goblin, you don’t have to jot down everything I say, no don’t write that down either, ugh whatever, here’s a cool helmet that ain’t cursed or nothin’, happy b-day, exes and o’s, Katie.

Well! I don’t remember meeting anyone named Katie, but they seem to be quite a charming and thoughtful individual! This beautiful, not-at-all-cursed helmet must have cost them a fortune! I think I shall put it on right away!

This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:

Allison
Amanda
Andrea
Andy
April
Cameron
Camille
Carol
Casey
Chelsey
Elizabeth
Ivan
James
Jessica
Jim
KingKoopaZilla
Kris
Laura
Logan
Madeline
Mason
Melissa C.
Melissa S.
Robert
Samantha
Sandra
Squeebash
Stephanie
Steven
Susan
Tatiana
Tracy
Troy
Walter
Wendy

Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Additional sound effects were downloaded from freesound.org.