GREEN KNIGHT: Alright everyone! Is everyone ready for another exciting game of Monsters & Mayhem!
RED KNIGHT: Absolutely!
PINK KNIGHT: WOOHOO! Let’s do it!
KING DRAGON: Ugh whatever.
GREEN KNIGHT: Does everyone remember their characters?
PINK KNIGHT: You betcha! I’m playing as Axe Queen the Queen of Axes! She’s an awesome pink dragonlady with a ginormous axe and totally shredded abs!
RED KNIGHT: And I shall be reprising my role as Godfrey the Goblin Wizard, who is as brilliant as he is gluttonous!
KING DRAGON: Am I still Bernadette the gnome White Mage?
GREEN KNIGHT: Of course, King Dragon! Unless you wanted to make a new character?
KING DRAGON: What?! No way! Bernadette is the BEST character!
PINK KNIGHT: What?! Better than Axe Queen? You’re crazy!
RED KNIGHT: May I remind everyone who it was that melted the Witch Lord with magically charged acidic vomit?
KING DRAGON: Hey! It was Bernadette that blasted all those zombie to Kingdom Come with her cool magic laserbeam!
GREEN KNIGHT: C’mon guys, it’s a team game! You all played an important part in the Witch Lord’s defeat!
RED KNIGHT: An excellent point, Green Knight!
PINK KNIGHT: Yeah! Teamwork makes the dream work!
KING DRAGON: Ugh, all this touchy-feely stuff is making me nauseous.
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