Episode Sneak-Peek

Green Knight: “Oh boy! Gnomefest! I’m so excited!”
Red Knight: “Ugh! Personally, I don’t see the appeal. The pinecone theme is rather offputting. Pinecone decorations, pinecone games, even pinecone foods! Who eats pinecones, anyway!”
Green Knight:“Gnomes do! It’s gnomish tradition, Red Knight! Be respectful!”
Red Knight: “Bah! Do you know what the best part of Gnomefest is?”
Green Knight: “Knowing you, I’m guessing you’re going to say Goblinfest.”
Red Knight: “Precisely! Goblinfest! The most exciting event of the season!”
Green Knight: “I don’t know why you’re so excited. Every year those goblins show up and try to steal anything that isn’t nailed down!”
Red Knight: “That’s not true!”
Green Knight: “It isn’t?”
Red Knight: “Not in the least! They brought crowbars last year, remember? They tore down half of the stage before we ran them off! I hear they have a new scoring system to include nails!”

This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:

Sir Joshua the Valiant
Sir George of Texas

Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. “Smoked Kielbasa Polka” is by Doug Maxwell/Jimmy Fontanez.