Green Knight: Uhm…Pink Knight…why are you carrying your horse?
Pink Knight: Well, Bluebell and I talked about it, and she decided she didn’t want to run anywhere this morning.
Red Knight: Good gracious! Good gracious, your horse seems to have put on some weight since last I saw her…
Pink Knight: It sure feels like it!
Green Knight: That is one lazy horse you’ve got there, Pink Knight.
Pink Knight: Huh! Tell me about it!
Green Knight: But…but if Bluebell isn’t going to run, then how are you going to enter the race?
Pink Knight: The rules of the race state that there has to be a rider and a noble steed, but they DON’T say who has to carry whom!
Red Knight: Pink Knight, that is not at all within the spirit of the rules, but it IS entirely ingenious! I approve!
Pink Knight: Thanks! It’s just as well, really: even carrying her fat butt, I’m still faster than her!
Bluebell the Horse: SNORT!!
Pink Knight: Don’t snort at me, butterball! It’s true!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir Robert, the Champion of Selune
Sir Logan, Conqueror of Mountains
Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement. Horse sounds and flag noises from http://www.freesfx.co.uk.