Red Knight: I was wondering if I could borrow a few things? I’m whipping up a little something special, but find that I am lacking in a few specific ingredients.
Green Knight: I guess so. What are you making?
Red Knight: Cockatrice bait! The creatures are notoriously difficult to track down, so a good bait is absolutely necessary to capture one!
Green Knight: A cockatrice? Aren’t those, like, chickens with lizard tails? That can kill people just by staring at them?
Red Knight: Yes indeed, but ONLY if you look back at it!
Green Knight: But…but why are you trying to capture a cockatrice? Aren’t they dangerous?
Red Knight: You just answered your own question, Green Knight! However, in addition to the challenge, Coconut Cupcake has requested that I find one for her. Something about wanting one for its eggs or something. To be completely honest, I wasn’t paying close attention.
Green Knight: Huh, what a surprise.
Red Knight: Your sarcasm is noted, Green Knight! Now, may I please borrow some things?
Green Knight: I guess so. What do you need?
Red Knight: Let’s see here…aha! Here we are! I will require one cup of yogurt, a plethora of spices like curry, cumin, mustard, two pounds of cockroaches…alive, for a preference…
Green Knight: Wait, WHAT?
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:
Sir George of Texas
Lady Buffy of the Emerald Gryphon