RED KNIGHT: The Cave of Eternal Despair! At last, we have reached our destination!
PINK KNIGHT: What’s the plan?
RED KNIGHT: We shall enter the cave immediately and search for Sir Soandso’s sword!
GREEN KNIGHT: What if we run into the Emerald Necromancer?
RED KNIGHT: Simple! We shall rush in, weapons drawn and at the ready, and set to destroying any undead monstrosities that the Necromancer might have conjured up! After defeating them, we shall set upon the necromancer himself!
PINK KNIGHT: Himself? Is the necromancer a boy?
GREEN KNIGHT: Actually, the records are all pretty fuzzy about that.
RED KNIGHT: Well, whatever gender they are, we shall give them a good thrashing, and demand their immediate surrender!
GREEN KNIGHT: Just like that, huh?
RED KNIGHT: You’re using your cynical voice, Green Knight, and I don’t think I appreciate it!
GREEN KNIGHT: I’m just saying, you seem pretty confident about beating up an evil wizard that’s been in business for fifty years.
PINK KNIGHT: AND who probably bested Sir Soandso!
RED KNIGHT: Sir Soandso may have been the Greatest Swordsman in All the Land, but I am Red Knight, the Greatest KNIGHT in All the Land!
GREEN KNIGHT: Oh brother.
RED KNIGHT: Besides, Sir Soandso didn’t have his two stalwart friends with him! Together, we are certain to overcome any obstacle! Evil wizards don’t stand a chance!
PINK KNIGHT: Yeah! Let’s do it!
RED KNIGHT: Capital! Follow my lead! Let’s go!
This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights: