RED KNIGHT: Ah. Hello, Captain Zort. How are you this evening?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Me? I’m great! I just got up from a quick 15-hour nap! How about you? I heard you got stood up for the evening.
RED KNIGHT: I’m afraid so. I suppose I could plunder the tomb of Wibwazzle by myself, but it sounds rather less fun. I say…would YOU be interested in going on an underwater adventure tonight?
CAPTAIN ZORT: What? Underwater? No way! That’s gross! I hate water!
RED KNIGHT: Drat.
CAPTAIN ZORT: Hey! I’ve got an idea! Instead of doing whatever dumb thing YOU wanted to do, why don’t you help ME with something?
RED KNIGHT: Help you? With what?
CAPTAIN ZORT: You’re asking a lot of questions for a guy who wants to go on an adventure!
RED KNIGHT: Fair enough! I’m in!
CAPTAIN ZORT: Great! Here’s a crowbar.
RED KNIGHT: What? Why do I need a crowbar?
CAPTAIN ZORT: Don’t worry about it!
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