GREEN KNIGHT: Hmzuh? Wha? It’s the middle of the night! Who could that be?
GREEN KNIGHT: Huh? Red Knight? What’s wrong? Why are you banging on my door like that?
RED KNIGHT: Well I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t nailed your back door shut!
GREEN KNIGHT: It sounds to me like it was a good thing I did! What’s the matter with you, it’s the middle of the night!
RED KNIGHT: Green Knight, I need your help! It’s urgent!
GREEN KNIGHT: Well, whatever it is, it can wait until morning!
RED KNIGHT: Green Knight, there is currently a bright blue bear rampaging through my house.
GREEN KNIGHT: …okay, hold on a second, let me get some coffee. Why don’t you use my phone and call Pink Knight?
RED KNIGHT: A capital idea!
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