Episode Sneak-Peek

RED KNIGHT: Now you see here, King Dragon! If you are going to be a guest in my house, there are certain rules I expect you to follow!
KING DRAGON: Hey, who’s the king here? Me, that’s who! King Dragon! That means I don’t follow rules, I MAKE ‘em!
RED KNIGHT: Well, you’ll follow these rules or you’ll find yourself sleeping elsewhere!
KING DRAGON: Ugh, whatever. What are these dumb rules then?
RED KNIGHT: Firstly, while a guest in my house, there will be no heists, hijinks, capers, or shenanigans of any kind!
KING DRAGON: What about mischief? Can I get up to some mischief?
RED KNIGHT: Absolutely not!
KING DRAGON: Aw, man!
RED KNIGHT: Secondly, I expect you to treat the premises with respect!
KING DRAGON: How do we feel about incineratin’ furniture we don’t like?
RED KNIGHT: Absolutely not!
KING DRAGON: Ugh, FINE.
RED KNIGHT: Thirdly, Flopsy has generously agreed to share her stable with Fluffy the manticore, but reserves the right to kick him out if he dribbles venom on her bedding.
KING DRAGON: Yeah, alright, that seems fair.

This episode is dedicated to our most honored knights:

Alan
Alison
Andrea
Andy
April
Cameron
Carol
Casey
Chelsey
Ivan
James
Jessica
Jim
Joshua
Kacy
KingKoopaZilla
Kris
Laura
Logan
Mason
Melissa C.
Melissa S.
Robert
Samantha
Sandra
Squeebash
Stephanie
Steven
Susan
Tatiana
Tracy
Troy
Walter
Wendy

Episode music is licensed through Melody Loops (www.melodyloops.com). Sound effects are from the Adobe Audition library and are licensed for use under the Adobe Software License Agreement.